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STAYCATIONS

As anniversary gifts go, it’s a pretty good one. It’s attractive, it doesn’t take up a lot of space, it’s useful and it tips the scales in the all-important thoughtfulness category.   He’s bought her a… Read More »STAYCATIONS

Photo of a messy living room

INFERIOR DESIGN

When a space is better suited to a photoshoot than humans. I have just finished counting them. There are 35 phalenopsis orchids in bloom inside this house. Cloud-like banks of pristine petals mirror the cumulonimbus… Read More »INFERIOR DESIGN

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SWEARING

Some years ago I had the great pleasure of spending a bit of time with Jay Leno. He’d yet to take the reins of the Tonight Show but he was already famous. Leno’s burgeoning fan… Read More »SWEARING

A Lime Margarita On The Rocks

DRINKING

“You. Are. Drunk,” was my cool assessment. “I am?” she replied, a look of astonishment registering on her face.  A heartbeat. “I am!” she acknowledged as the irrefutable truth dawned on her. Another heartbeat. “I… Read More »DRINKING